
Hello, my dear friend!!!
I must say, I’ve been waiting for this moment…
Being nerdy is cool again. My time has come. The people are bringing out their old Nintendo DS’s and I’m ready. Funny enough, I actually spent most of the day Sunday hanging out with some buddies, grilling out, and playing…guess, guess…OUR DS’S!!! It was so much fun and honestly felt like I was teleported right back to 2012 when DS playing was at its peak. We had a grand old time laughing over our shared memories growing up with Nintendo. It truly was one of my favorite days of the year so far. Just wholesome small moments like that really make life all that much better. I’m so grateful to have friends to clown around with and play some Pokemon with every once and awhile 😎
On another note, I started brain barfing all my ideas for Sacred Book 3 onto the page–this is usually how any of my projects begin, just a giant dump of all my ideas. The next step is to figure out where they all happen (beginning, middle, or end–roughly). Then tie them all together and–tada–you’ve got a novel! I wish it were that simple ha! But the good news is, the book is in the works, I’ve got some fun ideas, and we’re chugging along with it. It’s a process–a very fun and also challenging (in its own unique way) one, but one I wouldn’t trade away for anything!
I think I’ll go through many emotions writing this final book in the Sacred series…I mean, I started writing it when I was 12–this book has been with me for 14 whole years! That’s more than half my life…CRAZY to think that! It’s such an important story (and world) to me. I don’t think I’ll ever truly be done with telling stories in the world of Sacred, so don’t worry too much! There’s loads of adventure to come :)

here’s me with the very first draft of Sacred Book 1 I started writing when I was 12!
🚨 BIG EXCITING NEWS 🚨
My newest Kickstarter endeavor is launching in less than 2 weeks (11 days from NOW). DO NOT FREAK OUT ABOUT THE TITLE (or freak out. Honestly, it’s better for marketing 😜). I’ve been working on this project for over a year. To be real with you (and give you some background on the idea as a whole), this thing started as an inside joke between a few buddies over some late night Fortnite chats (lol yes, I wish I was joking). I–taking things even further than just silly chat over games–then took it upon myself to commission an artist and bring this vision to life. “Hmm, would people even be into such a wild thing?” I thought to myself one day after holding the proof copy of the book I “full sent” writing. With this thought, I brought this very book to a few of my book events and it became the most popular item on my table. OKAY! I decided it was time to give the people what they wanted…MY P*SSY!!! So, hence the Kickstarter coming in 11 days!!!!
Here’s the sitch:
Campaign goes live on 4/20 (mark your calendars now…or else!)
Chaos ensues immediately. P*ssy everywhere!!
You join me in said chaos??
How’s that sound for a plan?? I think pretty good, right??
Alright, I agree. Now, make sure you click this link and click that button that says “notify me on launch” so that you are notified the absolute SECOND that the campaign goes live on 4/20! You honestly won’t want to miss this one, it’s probably the wackiest thang that’s ever to have come out of this here brain.

Let’s Recap!! (basically the TLDR but at the bottom)
Maggie is thriving with the return of Nintendo DS popularity!
Sacred Book 3 is officially in the works! Brainstorming the plot has begun with Maggie’s favorite part of the writing process: brain dumping!
My P*ssy is launching on Kickstarter on 4/20—11 days from NOW!!! Don’t miss the launch—click here to sign up to be notified the second it goes live!
But let’s not forget your favorite part of this newsletter……..

Apparently I’m going to be famous soon? My human seems to think so at least. She keeps saying “my baby, they love you, the people love you!” I don’t know who these people are, but I’m glad they love me. At the end of the day, I’m just a widdle baby boy 😇 🐱

i am practicing my model poses for when I’m famous
That’s all from me for now!! Thank you for taking the time to read through my little updates hehe I love hearing from you as well, so, did you ever have or play DS? Did you have a favorite DS game (mine is a Pokemon game called Diamond)?? Respond to this email and let me know!!
Cheers + Talk Soon,
Maggie 🥂
PS (I’m putting this again down here in case you jumped to the bottom—we cannot have you missing all the fun!!!): I am releasing a new project on Kickstarter on 4/20 (in just a few short weeks!!). It’s an adult satire book about my cat, Sarge, and you can give it a quick follow on Kickstarter to be notified the second it goes live! It’s quirky, it’s cute, and it’s sure to make any houseguests laugh their bums off. For animal lovers and folks with a sense of humor 🐱
